英语故事:Blind Date(相亲)

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【英文原文】

Blind Date——相亲

After being with her all evening, the man couldn\'t take another minute with his blind date.

  Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.

  When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said,

  "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.

  ""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn\'t, mine would have had to!"

 

【中文译文】
 

  和相亲对象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了。

  他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话,这样他就能借故先离开了。

  当他回到桌边,他垂下眼睛,装出一副阴沉的表情,说:“有个不幸的消息,我的祖父刚刚去世了。”

  “谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说,“如果你的祖父不死,我的祖父就得死了!”

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