英文笑话:你知道我是干嘛的吗

Do You Know My Work？

One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．

Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．

Before I came out， said one，I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don\'t think of money when they\'re afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．

You don\'t know my work， said the other．

What is your work？

I\'m a policeman．  

Oh！ cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，And do you know my work？No，said the policeman．

I\'m a writer． I\'m always telling stories about things that never happened．

一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。

两个人站在外面，看着大火。

在我出来之前，其中一个说：我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。

你不知道我是干什么的。另一个说。

你是干什么的？

我是警察。

噢！第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：那你知道我是干什么的？不知道。警察说。

我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。