双语笑话:谁的儿子最伟大

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     The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, \'Hello, Monsignor\'."

  The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, \'Hello, Your Excellency\'."

  "My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, \'Hello, Your Eminence\'.

  " The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "When he enters a room, people say, \'Oh, my God\'!"

  四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。“我的儿子是个教士,”第一位母亲自豪地说道,“他进入房间,人们都说,‘您好,阁下’。”

  第二为母亲说:“我的儿子是位主教。他进入房间,人们都称,‘您好,大人’。”

  “我的儿子是位红衣主教,”第三位母亲接着说,“他走进房间,人们都说,‘您好,尊敬的主教大人’。”

  第四位母亲略思片刻。“我的儿子身高六英尺十,体重三百磅,”她说,“他要是走入房间,人们都说‘哦,我的上帝!’”

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