英语笑话:理应如此

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     As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting on perfume. "That\'s a great scent," I said, making conversation.

  "Thanks-it was from my boyfriend. Here, try some," she said, holding the bottle out for me.

  Unfortunately she let go before I had a firm grip, and the glass shattered on the tile floor. , Embarrassed, I tried to apologize, but she cut me off - "Actually, it\'s kind of fitting," she explained, surveying the damage. "That\'s exactly how the relationship went. 

 作为俄亥俄州代顿大学的一名新生,我急于给我的新宿舍同伴留个好印象。我到了寝室,看到她正在往身上洒香水。“香味真浓哇。”我说,想和她搭起话来。

  “谢了,我男朋友送的,来,洒些试试。”她说着把瓶子递给我。

  不幸的是,我还没抓牢,她就松手了,玻璃瓶在瓷砖地板上摔碎了。我感到很窘,我刚想道歉,她就打断了我。“事实上,应该如此。” 她解释道,查看着破碎的瓶子,“我和他的关系正是这样的。”

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