英文短笑话:I Want Her to go Nuts（我要让她发疯）
Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.
But you\'re not wearing any of those things.
I know, said Mrs. Flinders. It\'s in case I should die before my husband. I\'m sure he\'d remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry.
我要让她发疯福林德斯夫人决定让人给她画肖像。她告诉那位肖像画家说：画我带着钻石耳环、钻石项链、祖母绿手镯，还有红宝石垂饰。
但你现在没带这其中的任何一样饰品。
我知道。福林德斯夫人说，万一我先我丈夫死去，我肯定他会立刻再婚。我要让那个女人为寻找这些珠宝而发疯。
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