双语笑话:幸好没结婚

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  Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.

   Upon his return he exclaimed, "Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They\'re all widows now!

弗兰克叔叔七十八岁了,富有而健康。他是个终生单身汉。他曾追求过很多女孩,但“从不过热——见好就收”。一天他突发奇想,决定四处走走,去看看他那些接近一打的旧时女友。

  他回来即叹道:“嘘!谢天谢地幸亏我没娶那些女人中的任何一个。如今她们都成寡妇了!”

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