双语笑话:当场擒获小偷
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don\'t want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend.Can you show me something less expensive?"
经理表示同意，然后列了一张售货单。小偷看着单子说道：“这比我最初的预算稍稍高了一点。你们还有没有便宜一点儿东西。" 小偷的笑话 三个小偷的笑话 小偷幽默笑话 小偷偷鸡的笑话 小偷偷包的笑话 小偷的爆笑段子 小偷的段子 小偷逗你玩的笑话 警察和小偷的笑话
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