英语小学笑话:我，你，她

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.

　　When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

　　The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. Yes, he said proudly, I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

　　彼得是个聪明的孩子。在学校的第一天，他学了三个词：我，你，她。老师教他如何用这三个词造句子。老师说：我，我是你的老师；（然后指着一个女孩）她，她是你的同学；你，你是我的学生。

　　彼得回到家里，爸爸问他学了什么。彼得马上说：我，我是你的老师；（然后指着他的妈妈）她，她是你的同学；你，你是我的学生。他的爸爸听了非常生气，说：我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指着他的妻子）她，她是你的妈妈；你，你是我的儿子。

第二天，老师问彼得是否用心学那三个词了。是的，彼得自豪地说，我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指着一个女孩）她，她是你的妈妈；你，你是我的儿子。