英语笑话：如何拒绝男孩子
语言反映智慧。一起来看看以下搞笑经典的对白吧，你会发现我们身边的语言是多么智慧！
Boy: May I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks,it isn\'t heavy.
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually I\'d rather have the money.
Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.
Boy: Haven\'t I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes.That\'s why I won\'t go there anymore.
Boy: I\'d like to call you.Your number?
Girl: It\'s in the phone book.
Boy: Hi,didn\'t we go on dates before? Once or twice?
Girl: Must\'ve been once.I never make the same mistake twice.
Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?
Boy: Sure,what\'s your telephone number?
Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy: Then marry me and we\'ll be the happiest couple.
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