英语笑话短文：让人崩溃的驾驶
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?""No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you\'re going to do with the money?"He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I\'ll go get that drivers\' license."The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don\'t pay attention to him - he\'s a smartass when he\'s drunk and stoned（醉酒的） ."The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn\'t get far in a stolen car!"At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk（行李箱） and a muffled（听不清的） voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
一个家伙开车的时候警察追了上来。这个家伙要开窗户问警察：“怎么了，警官？”“没事，我观察到了你的安全驾驶技术，很高兴你获得了价值5000美元的安全驾驶奖。祝贺你！你认为你要拿这笔钱去做什么？”
他想了一会说“哦，我觉得，我应该去考驾照”。
坐在副驾驶位的女士说"别在意他说的，他喝醉了酒说胡话呢.“
后面座位的家伙说”我告诉你，偷来的车我们走不远的。“
此时，行李箱出现了敲击声并传出一个模糊不清的声音：“我们穿过了边境了吗？” 英语笑话短文 英语笑话小短文 英语笑话短文100字 英语幽默小短文带翻译 英语笑话故事短文 英语小短文搞笑 趣味英语短文 英语短文 英语笑话100篇
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