英语笑话:医生住在楼下
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what\'s wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I\'ve just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I\'m an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”
他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。” 英语笑话 英语笑话翻译 英语笑话长 简短英语笑话 比较长的英语笑话 英语笑话简单带翻译 英语笑话100篇 英语笑话加翻译 幽默的英语
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