英语笑话:I Want Her to go Nuts（我要让她发疯）
Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "But you\'re not wearing any of those things." "I know," said Mrs. Flinders." It\'s in case I should die before my husband. I\'m sure he\'d remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry."
福林德斯夫人决定让人给她画肖像。她告诉那位肖像画家说：“画我带着钻石耳环、钻石项链、祖母绿手镯，还有红宝石垂饰。” “但你现在没带这其中的任何一样饰品。” “我知道。”福林德斯夫人说，“万一我先我丈夫死去，我肯定他会立刻再婚。我要让那个女人为寻找这些珠宝而发疯。” I go to I want go to I go to the I have to go I will go to I need to go I want t版权声明
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