英语笑话:Do You Know My Work 你知道我是干嘛的吗
One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.Before I came out, said one, I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don\'t think of money when they\'re afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.You don\'t know my work, said the other.What is your work?I\'m a policeman.Oh! cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, and do you know my work? No, said the policeman.I\'m a writer. I\'m always telling stories about things that never happened.
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。两个人站在外面，看着大火。在我出来之前，其中一个说，我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬，所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了，没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。你不知道我是干什么的，另一个说。你是干什么的？我是警察。噢！第一个人喊了一声，他灵机一动，说：那你知道我是干什么的？不知道。警察说。我是个作家，我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。 You are my You are my sun You are my light You are my joy You Are My Lobster You版权声明
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