英语笑话:I Am Acting Like a Lady 我要表现得象位女士
One day when women\'s dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered（连续猛击，磨损） by frantic（狂乱的，疯狂的） women.He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing（打，用连枷打） , he plowed through the crowed."You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can\'t you act like a gentleman?""Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."
一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位看起来很高贵的中年男子想给太太买一件。但是不久他就发现自己被疯狂的女人们挤得不成样子了。 他尽力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，猛烈地舞动着手臂挤过人群。 “你干嘛?”有人在尖叫，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗?” “听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象位女士。” Am I I Am you Who Am I So Am I Am I right Am I wrong Here I Am I am fine I am In版权声明
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