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The One Where Chandler Doesn\'t Like Dogs

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe\'s, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders.]

Ross: (entering) Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!

Chandler: No, no, no. No-no-no.

Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe: Shhhh!

Ross: What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?

Chandler: No, we\'re playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the states in six minutes.

Ross: What? That\'s like insanely easy!

Chandler: Now, that\'s a lot harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one, or in some cases... fourteen (looks over to Monica).

Monica: It\'s a stupid game and I wasn\'t playing against other people, so technically I didn\'t lose.

Ross: What? You forgot fourteen states?

Monica: Nobody cares about the Dakotas. (That’s true in so many ways, trust me, I’ve lived in one and been to the other.)

[Chandler\'s watch beeps]

Chandler: Oh, okay, time\'s up!

Rachel: All right, I got 48.

Chandler: Oh that\'s not bad, Pheebs?

Phoebe: Oh, I got tired of naming states. So I decided to list the types of celery, and I have one: regular celery.

Chandler: Okay, so Rachel\'s got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in…vegetables, Joey?

Joey: Say hello to the new champ of Chandler\'s dumb states game.

Ross: Wow, how many have you got?

Joey: Fifty-six!

Opening Credits

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe\'s. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler\'s game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]

Joey: Hey! How is New England not a state? Huh? They have a sports-team!

Chandler: Does South Oregon have a sports-team? (Joey strikes one from his list) There you go.

[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]

Rachel: (counting the place settings) How come we have one extra place setting?

Monica: \'Cause you invited your assistant.

Rachel: Oh, right. Sorry. But Tag\'s not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so he\'s spending Thanksgiving with her.

Monica: Oh! Why didn\'t you tell me? I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.

Rachel: Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know... you\'re food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.

Monica: Now you think I wouldn\'t enjoy that, because it is so fake, (Laughs) but I still do.

Phoebe: Regular Celery! (Starts to write that on her list) Oh, I already have that. (She gets up and heads for her room)

Ross: Done! With time a-to-spare.

Chandler: Oooh that may be a New World\'s record (Looks at his watch and picks up Ross\' pad)

Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it\'s kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can\'t name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?

Chandler: Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states. (Smiles and hands Ross back his pad)

Ross: What? That\'s impossible.

Joey: 46. Wow! Who\'s well educated now, Mr. I-forgot-ten-states?

Monica: All right, I\'m out of oven space. I\'m gonna turn on Joey\'s. Please, watch him! Do not let Joey eat any of the food!

Chandler: I am only one man! (Monica heads out) Okay Ross, time is up!

Ross: No, just give me another minute.

Chandler: Look Ross, if you don\'t know them by now, you will never know them, okay? That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.

Ross: This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.

Chandler: Okay, but if you can\'t…no dinner!

Ross: You\'re on!

Joey: (gets up) All right. Don\'t look at my list, Ross, \'cause there\'s a lot on there that you don\'t have.

Monica: (entering, to Joey and Rachel) Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn\'t work?

Joey: But the drawer full of take-out menus is okay, right?

Monica: Ross, I\'m gonna use yours, okay?

Ross: Pshhshhh!

Monica: Chandler? Can you give me a hand? (Grabs her jacket)

Chandler: Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment.

Joey: Don\'t worry, Chandler, it\'s not a globe of the United States.

[Chandler and Monica head out with so